I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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