a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
