but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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