you guys were way drunker than both of me
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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