we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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