I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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