How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
This is the high leading the old right now
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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