Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I have fence marks all over my body
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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