I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
