The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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