Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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