theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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