Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
this will be a night to untag.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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