My balls are so social today.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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