It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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