please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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