I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I will be naked everywhere
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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