stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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