Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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