Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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