Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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