Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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