I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
As shirtless as possible
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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