You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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