Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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