Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I just got carded by a ten year old.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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