i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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