I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
