so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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