Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
