covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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