West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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