Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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