We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It's just like the Real World with babies
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
