I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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