Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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