Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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