do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Blood and glitter go together right?
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
did you just send me my own nude
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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