4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
what day is it and did you see me today?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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