you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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