I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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