i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Houston, we have a blender
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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