Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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