Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP