I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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