That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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