Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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