But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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