well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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