I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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