I want to stick my p in your. b.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I'm bleeding and have questions
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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