At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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