Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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