just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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