This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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